Dear comrades – foreign workers! In the European Community countries governments are banning incandescent light bulbs. May be you do not understand, however this step is targeted against Russian workers, your class-brothers.
Incandescent light bulbs are called in Russia Il’ich bulbs. In honor of Lenin because Lenin gave bulbs to Russian workers and peasants. Under the pressure from European Community Russian president is also preparing incandescent light bulbs prohibition. Yours and ours capitalists are willing that we also forget Il’ich bulbs and give our last money for expensive new generation fluorescent bulbs produced basing on poison-mercury and die from them while our children are born as mutants and zombies.
We – Russian communists urge European Community workers to foil our governments mean plan! Luckily fluorescent bulbs are not produced in Russia. Russian Bourgeois-president is waiting for poison-mercury bulbs supply from Europe to make final crush and ban on Il’ich bulbs and to hide them from people. Therefore we apply to you, European Community workers, with request for International solidarity. You should damage these evil “power-saving” bulbs. Break the production lines, where mercury fluorescent bulbs-killers are produced. Destroy electronic equipment, machines and conveyors, sole-less robots, which are producing these bulbs. Follow the heroic English retired woman Valerie Hemsley-Flint, who organized at home warehouse of 1000 incandescent light bulbs - Il’ich bulbs. We, Russian Communists, delegate English retired lady Valerie Hemsley-Flint for Nobel Piece Award for saving mankind from poisoning capitalistic European-Kremlin bulbs and securing Lenin bulbs memory.
ОБРАЩЕНИЕ ЦЕНТРАЛЬНОГО КОМИТЕТА КОММУНИСТОВ ПЕТЕРБУРГА И ЛЕНИНГРАДСКОЙ ОБЛАСТИ К РАБОЧИМ ЕВРОСОЮЗА!
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